Early this year The Chief of Staff, Edo State Government House, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon
made a new year resolution that he will start speaking pidgin, the year
is still early and he has already started his big grammaer, he has
reacted to Nigerian/Chelsea midfielder, John Mikel Obi’s CAF award loss,
he considers it……….well, whatever you make of his speech.
Quote
“I am maniacally bewildered, overgassted and flabberwhelmed at the
paraplegic crinkum crankum that characterised the Glo CAF awards
culminating in an od oriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga! The jiggery
pokery of CAF in crowning Yaya Toure instead of our very own prodigy
John Obi Mikel is a veritable bugaboo that must be pooh-poohed by all
compos mentis homo sapiens! The perfidy and Mendacity of all the
apparatchic of sports suzerainty is not only repugnant but also
insalubrious!
I said to my self: What an anathematous disdain of the citizenry!
What a deprecable descent from the sublime to the ridiculous! Who will
curb the odoriferous excesses of this machavellian and mephistophelean
cabal in the Confederation? With this state of affairs, i dare say that
African football is swimming in a pestilential aqua with a disastrious
terminus ad quem inherently laden with avoidable cataracts, ice bergs
and oxbow Lakes. It is sardonic and lugubrious!!!”
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